Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Breasts don’t explode though.
Wait a minute, the only possible explanation is that those women strapped the bomb to him. Just because he says something like that doesn’t mean they can fucking kill him!
intellectual titan mistercaekface weighs in
metaphors are the tool of the matriarchy
haven’t talked to my dad in over a month (possibly due to me finally ‘confessing’ to him i’m not christian) and this morning he sends me a link via facebook to a recipe for a canned cabbage and cube steak casserole. what the fuck, dad.
McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.
(Source: pagesofharrypotter, via sparklesparklelittletwink)
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4 minutes
8 minutes until registration opens i am dying with anticipation oh my god i hope i get into print making fuck
(via thewaterdancer)
in the last two days, 5 different hentai blogs have followed me.
why.
I jus threw up in my mouth
No! 80% of why tumblr is so popular is that it isn’t family friendly!! We hate everyone; including our families.. Fuck you yahoo. :l
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
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Hello so as you can see I am doing another giveaway but with different items. I want to help someone that needs these items more than I do. I have barely used these items above and know other people can get good use out of it! I have done other giveaways in the past and they were really successful so i’m really excited to be doing this one! (:
GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 24TH, 2013
Rules:
Must be following snuggul (previously zaoe)
NO LIKES(you will be disqualified)Reblog as much as you’d like (I am keeping track of how many times you reblog the post)
I am shipping internationally and for free so anyone can participate (:
I am using a random generator to pick the winner!
if you have any questions ask me here
Items:
Canon Camera- $1,700
Psp- $100
Chi Straightener- $100
Blow Dryer- $40
Chi Wand- $110
Victoria Secrets bag- $60
Vera Bradley make up bag (full of make-up)- $40-50
Victoria Secrets make-up kit- $40
Clinique make up bag full of make up- $40-50
Jewelry (earrings & braclets)- $30
Perfume (VS & Rue 21)- $45
Sunglasses- $10
Books (Hunger Games, Maximum Ride series, Summer boys series, Twilight, Paper town)- $50-60
Cheetah scarf- $10
Gold belt- $10
Young & Wreckless shirt (M)- $15
Tribal crop-top (M)- $20
Reindeer sweater (L)- $40
Silk floral shirt (M)- $40
Polka d shirt (M)- $45
Strapless floral shirt (M)- $45
Pink short sleeve (L)- $40
One shoulder white shirt (S)- $45
One shoulder floral shirt (S)- $45
“Pink” Victoria Secrets (S)- $55
Plaid Peacoat (M)- $60
Black strapless dress (6)- $80
Gold slip-ons (size- 9)- $15
Black studded heels (size- 8)- $75
Flipflops (both size 9)- $25
Total: $3,155
(via thebeesandthebees)
You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
Yooooooooooooooooooo!
Shit that was uncanny!
(Source: wonderful-manna, via thevices)
